Geek Jokes

I have to admit that I am somewhat of a geek at heart with a strong background and belief system rooted in science and empirical research. Consequently, when I heard the following two geeky jokes from Aaron Freeman - a truly interesting and funny man - I loved them and wish to share them here with like-minded folks (there is a third joke, but it needs to be told not written so ask me about it next time you speak with me). If you don't get them, you're just not sufficiently geeky.

Joke 1:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender prepares it and places it on the bar. The neutron asks, "What do I owe ya?" The bartender replies, "You? No charge."


Joke 2:

Three statisticians went duck hunting. As the ducks flew overhead, the first statistician stood up and fired, the shots going just behind the ducks. The second statistician stood up and fired, the shots going just in front of the ducks. The third statistician stood up and yelled, "WE GOT'EM!!"


Yuk, yuk . . .